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Before I start, just wanna say I got this idea from Strangerataru Anyway , let's begin.

Choose one of your OCs
Valentina: Guess I'm up for it.
Answers must be written from the perspective of the OC
Valentina: Whatever.
OC cannot lie
Valentina: I'm a detective, do you really think I'd lie?
Tag as many people you want
Valentina: Yes, force this interview onto other people who may or may not care.

Call your journal "An OC Interview!: (Insert OC name)
Valentina: Because people definitely shouldn't be allowed to be creative...

Have fun!
Valentina: If possible.








Good evening, Ms....?
Valentina: Just call me Valentina, Val for short.

Right, Val. Got it. Nice to meet you Val.
Valentina: Same here. Can we get to the questions please? The commissioner'll rip me a new one if he knew I was slacking off with an interview  *Blows smoke from cigar*
O-Of course! Sorry! First question: How old are you?
Valentina: Don't you know not to ask for a woman's age?
O-Oh! Sorry again! How about-
Valentina: *Slight chuckle* Relax, I'm only messing with you. I'm 33
Right. Would you consider yourself good or evil? Like, hero or villain?
Valentina: *Takes a long smoke of her cigar* There is no good or evil. It's all subjective. No matter who you are, you're going to believe you're the good guy doing the good thing. Then there will always be others who disagree with you, they'll call you the bad guy. That's how it's always been.
Ok....but that doesn't really answer my question, Ms. Valentina.
Valentina: *Big sigh* That's because there isn't any real answer to that question. The best I can give you is that I do what I feel is good, you can decide whether I'm good or bad based off of my actions. *Takes another smoke from her cigar* And it's just Valentina, or Val.
Got it. That's...deep. Next question: Can we get some kind of origin story for you?
Valentina: What am I, a super-hero? *Small sigh* I grew up poor, my father was a drunk and my mother was a druggy. When Mom wasn't high, she'd teach me things a woman should know how to do in this world, how to read, write, cook, do laundry, and how a person of color should behave. When my father wasn't drunk, he'd teach me how to fight, work out, basic father-son stuff. He treated me like I was the son he never had, and it made me feel amazing. I had a special connection with my parents when they were sober...
....And what about when they weren't?
Valentina: *Takes a long smoke of her cigar*.....
Ok, what is your greatest strength?
Valentina: My charm~ I can get into anyone's head~
A-And your weakness?
Valentina: *Laughs* If I told you, I'd have to kill you. I'm not giving out my weakness to just anyone, you'll have to find it.
Right. Umm, What kind of world do you live in? Serious? Comical? Horror? Noir?
Valentina: Noir.
This is a big question: What's the biggest tragedy in your life?
Valentina: *Takes one last puff of her cigar before throwing it behind her* The biggest tragedy? I don't know, my parent's death? They kinda just...died of old age.
I'm very sorry to hear that. It must have been-
Valentina: Don't be, we'll all be gone one day.
R-Right.....next question: Where'd you get your outfit?
Valentina: Why you asking?~ You like it? Or.....is it what's wearing it?~
Wh-What? N-No! I-I mean yes! Wait-
Valentina: *Laughs* Calm down, I'm only joking. I don't remember where I got it, I just bought this stuff. The red band was my father's. He always wore it, wherever he went. Once he passed, it was given to me.
That's very sweet. You got any siblings?
Valentina: Nope, I always wanted a little brother though.
How come?
Valentina: I've always liked the thought of having someone younger than you look up to you and be inspired by you. I'd be able to pass off my wisdom and possessions to him.
How noble. Why not have a kid?
Valentina: Absolutely not.
Understood. What's your worst fear?
Valentina: .....women with wigs
Really? Women with wigs?
Valentina: Shut up! It's just unnatural. You're probably scared of something like spiders.
Wh-What? Am not!
Valentina: *Smirks* Hmph, then why'd you get so defensive?~
I-I did not get defensive! I-I'm interviewing you, not vice-versa.
Valentina: My sincerest apologies.
Hmph. Do you prefer a partner/team, or are you better off alone?
Valentina: I work alone. But....*sighs* don't tell the new hotshot this, but we've got a nice partnership going.
Worst enemy?
Valentina: Myself. That goes for everyone. I can be your worse nightmare. And we all have inner battles with ourselves.
Very thought out. Who's your best friend?
Valentina: Don't tell him, but that hotshot is pretty close to being more of a friend to me than my coffee.
Scout's honor. Any love interests?
Valentina: You've been asking some strange questions. First my clothes, now my love life? If I didn't know any better, I'd you're slowly trying to seduce me~
N-Next question! If you met your creator, what would you do?
Valentina: I don't know, thank them for creating me? That's weird.
What's your lifelong dream?
Valentina: .....I want to find peace. For myself, and maybe some other people.
That's very....interesting. And if that dream came true, what would you do?
Valentina: I don't know, just exist in peace, I guess.
Do you have any regrets?
Valentina: .....There are lives I wish I could have saved. People I wish I could comfort as they mourn over their lost loved ones. But this world requires me to be who strong, tough, the person I you see today.
....Wow. Um, in an attempt to end this on a somewhat more positive note, what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
Valentina: The weirdest thing? I saw a UFO once.
A UFO?
Valentina: A UFO. Honest.
What'd look like?
Valentina: It was circular, it had flashing lights around it, and a big glass dome on the top.
Huh. Well, that concludes this interview. Thanks for your time, Val.
Valentina: Thanks for having me, now I've got to go do my job, see ya around maybe.

And that concludes our interview with Valentina!
I'll tag: IgnobleFiend TheNessY21 Bobaccountemps1 FanFicAdan Laughinga9nda ScarletCavaliere dragonslayerman6 & anyone else who was apart of the Reader Around The World(s), & Gold vs. Silver series'. Also anyone who watches me that wants to do this.

There are some people who are getting too fake here on DA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friend list actually pay attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are... Re-post this if you are a friend... Don't reply... Just copy and paste this in a new journal as "Fake Friends".

Honestly, in my situation, I don't speak to a lot of you all because I suck at starting and holding conversations xD. I wouldn't mind speaking to you all, you'd just have to reach out to me. Um, also, sorry I haven't been releasing any of the stories I promised, school's been taking up a lot of my time. I'm gonna try hard to get at least 1 out this weekend, but I'm hoping for two.

I'm very motivated to write right now, and I've got ideas for my stories and whatnot, I'm just not sure which to write for right now. So I thought maybe you all could tell me which story I should be updating right now. Whichever you all want done most, I'll do first, then the runner up, and so on, until I decide to switch it up or loop back around. I'm doing this so I can hopefully become more organized and consistent with what stories I'm writing for. The list of what stories I'm willing to still update are listed below. Not everything is there, because I've run out of ideas for those stories, or I'm just not willing to keep writing for them. I am, however, willing to pass those stories on to one of you, if you're willing to keep writing for them, as I would love to see what someone else would do with something I've started or worked on xD. Anyway, here's the list:

Erza x Shy!Male!Reader -- You're Petty mini series (Also a note about this series after this list)

She Hulk x Reader

Wonder Woman x Reader

Tifa x Reader

Tifa x Child Reader

Temari x Reader

Androids x Younger!Brother!Reader

Yukana x Reader (A follow-up chapter, or epilogue, as many of you have asked for)

Now concerning Erza's story...

There will only be one more chapter in the "You're Petty" mini-series, then only one more chapter in the Erza series. But don't worry! I'm simply rebooting it, as I'd like to follow along with the canon of Fairy-Tail, and there'd definitely be some conflicts and problems with the stories if I decided to randomly start following canon. I want to write from the beginning of the Fairy-Tail, and hopefully get to at least the Tenrou Island arc. I would, possibly, skip the more minor arcs and whatnot.

But yeah! Your comments and feedback are greatly appreciated, and asked for in this case xD.